Apologie #1
March 31st, 2007It’s been what, two weeks and already I’m making a post to my imaginary audience about the recent lack of updates. I’m not going to go into too much detail about the factors leading to this lapse, but please believe me when I say it was justified.
Given the asymptotically small readership, I’m going to play a bit fast and loose with backdating a couple of postings, to make it appear to all posterity that all is normal here. Please innocently look the other way while this happens.

March 31st, 2007 at 5:20 am
/looks away. Innocently.
April 30th, 2007 at 10:40 am
*sigh* I you are going to do something nefarious, don’t tell people….
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Admit to the small wrongdoings, then people will consider you honest.
This helps your image immensely as you wage your campaigns of nefarious evil.